(GEMPAR) berpindah ke bumi baru pada 2012 | escapeearth2012

Kalau rasa otak tu lurus bendul. Jangan baca tau, takut terbatal iman. Murtad pula. Berdosa pulak aku.

Kita ada planet baru lah untuk berpindah bagi mengelakkan kecelakaan yang berlaku di bumi pada 21 December 2012. Planet baru?? Siapa yang cipta ye? Dah ada pembangunan pesat ke kat planet baru tu? Struktur tanah disana macam mana? Boleh tak saya lepak kat Pavilion lagi? Ada tesco tak? Ada berapa buah negeri? ehh negara? Sape Perdana Menteri? dah lantik dah?

Ehh saya masih tak percaya lah pasal escape earth ni. Awkward sangat tau awak. 

Boleh sesiapa jelaskan tak? Saya takut jadi orang bodoh la bila percaya benda karut ni. Erghhh tidakkkkk.

Aku ingat benda ni sekadar editting Adobe Photoshop 7 je. Rupanya boleh click kat sini: Lari dari bumi. 

Okay, kita review sikit escape earth ni.

Jangan ketinggalan. Anda mungkin dimamah bumi kalau lambat booking ticket. Apa benda tah yang dijamin 100% tu. Tempat adalah terhad. Sape cepat, dia dapat la.

 Tempat limited. Bangangnya. Ko tau kan rakyat bumi ni bape juta orang? kenapa limited? kesian yang lain tau. Cepat fikir balik, buad penerbangan baru.

 Boleh pilih pakej mana yang korang nak. Ni penerbangan pakej ekonomi. 

Hanya $24.49

Ni lak penerbangan pakej bisnes. Harga $44.99

Ahhh mesti korang terpinga-pinga kan? Takpe. Kita ada FAQ. Ok, sila baca:

What is a 2012 Escape Ticket™?
A 2012 Escape Ticket™ saves your life if the world ends on December 21, 2012. In the event of total world annihilation on December 21, 2012, we offer tickets aboard the USS Ark 2012™ escape ship which ensures safe passage to a new Earth-like planet. We are the first and ONLY provider of 2012 escape tickets.

Is this fake, or do I actually get something mailed to me?
This is real. You will actually receive a ticket in the mail along with the rest of the travel package including an Intergalactic passport ID Card. Superluminal travel packages also include a 2012 Guide Book and a Superluminal Travel Card giving you VIP access to exclusive areas of the USS Ark 2012 including the Officers Lounge, 360 degree Stargazing Deck, and Zero Gravity Room.

What is your 100% money back guarantee?
If the world ends on December 21, 2012, we guarantee your survival and placement on a new Earth-like planet via first class space travel aboard the USS Ark 2012™. If you don’t survive, you get your money back. This guarantee is only good if there is an apocalypse on planet Earth.

Can I book tickets for family and friends?
Yes, absolutely. To ensure your loved ones are safe upon Earth’s apocalypse, you can book a ticket for your family and friends. Check out our discounts for larger groups.

Can I book tickets for my pets?
Yes, absolutely. Pets are family too, so book their ticket for safe passage. Check out our discounts for larger groups.

Do you provide refunds?
Sorry, we do not provide refunds once the ticket has been booked. We can only refund your money if there is an apocalypse on December 21, 2012 and you do not survive.
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Do you accept payment with Credit and Debit Cards?
Yes, we accept credit and debit card payments with Paypal.

What is the shipping cost?
Shipping costs $2 per order.

So macam mana? Eksaited tak nak beli? 

Daripada layan website bodoh dan sampah ni, baik korang beli tiket gan Tuhan, semayang je 5 waktu. Semayang khusyuk2. Otometik Allah bagi korang "dunia" yang baru iaitu SYURGA yang kekal abadi.

Ahhhh kenapalah masih ada orang yang bodoh macam ni (related to these escapearth2012 website).

Nilah propaganda orang kafir laknatullah. Memang betul betul nak kiamat lah.

Ingat ye, tidak akan terlepas bagi kamu hari kiamat. 

So jangan fikir yg kita boleh escape from the end of the world.

ALLAH IS THE GREATER!

wasalam.